Since I've been sharing my success stories I thought it was time for a big fat failure story. Or should I say big fat and swollen failure story. After you hear how much soy sauce the recipe called for you will understand the swollen part.
As you can see above, this particular dish looked delicious in the picture, as they all do. However my finished product looked nothing like it, and more-so than the usual difference between my finished product and the pretty picture on the website. (Side note: why don't they just post real pictures instead of those fancy professional-looking food pics? I know it wouldn't be as appealing, but people like real. As a matter of fact, Olivia is currently cleaning my kitchen floor, and by cleaning I mean finding bits and pieces and eating them. See? That's what really happens when in the kitchen. If somebody posts a pic of their finished product on a paper plate, I will try their recipe. Just because I respect their honesty. But I digress...)
All the cast of characters were destined to make a great dish.... except one....
1/2 A CUP OF SOY SAUCE!!! If you have ever started pouring 1/2 a cup of soy sauce, there's no way you didn't have second thoughts about it. It's a lot of soy sauce. So since my usual cooking instincts are wrong, I did not listen to the voice saying "too much soy sauce... swollen night ahead... yield! yield!" Sadly, I just kept pouring.
What resulted was a soup of quinoa and soy sauce. The rest of the ingredients don't matter because you couldn't taste them anyways. This was made even more comical when I referred back to the website and saw dozens of comments saying "Do not make this recipe!!" Lesson learned: read the comments before you cook.
All this to say, the men in my household said they liked the dish. I love that they will eat anything.
Love and happy de-bloating,
Amy
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